Funny

Stop for me, It's the CLAW!

I was testing the new camera at night shows without the flash.

• North on a map.
• An adjacent area of higher elevation.
• Vertical movement in a three dimensional space.
• One of a handful of two-letter words that both starts with a vowel and is used to define a location relative to something else. (also see: On, At, & In)
• If you work out the pull of gravity in a given location, it is opposite of that pull.
• The opposite of down.
• Any thing or location that appears to be above the horizen.

The 5th volley of the DeskWars was lost to the ravages of time, but historians believe Tom may have made use of large amounts of Popcorn.

What is known is that Kip retaliated by repositioning Tom's desk on it side.  Not just flipping the desk over, but gluing everything on Tom's desk down first, and taking the posters off the wall and attaching them to the ceiling.  Every detail of Tom's desk remained intact and in place, yet sideways.  Even Tom's c

The stakes having now risen from simple pranks to extended works of creativity and effort, Kip manages to gift wrap Tom’s entire desk, complete with massive gold bow and gift tag.  Tom ignores the “do not open till Christmas” label.

Tom’s next volley in the war is widely held as the most creative.  Kip had locked his desk, falsely bealiving that Tom had no keys.  Tom secretly removes the contents of Kip’s desk and replaces it with live goldfish complete in a small plastic lined partial aquarium.  As red hearing Tom then left a small pile of gravel (the kind used in fish tanks) on Kip’s desk. 

Kip, not one to let something go, struck back at Tom by excessively TPing Tom’s desk.