Fortune Cookie

"You will be happy socially and in your work."

Very true... Spooky isn't it.

"You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business." New York,
here I come!

You will hear a kind word from a stranger.

"Everything will now come your way."
Taken as a good thing, that sounds nice.

Taken literally, well I always wondered what was on the other side of black holes.

'You are domestically inclined and will be happily married.' I think the cookie just called me a girl?

'Someone will give you something.' Fifty dollars says it comes true!